Detta avsnitt handlar, som titeln skvallrar om, mycket om massage och i slutvinjetten så klämmer Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) ut sig följande monolog:
Jerry: "The Swedish are very big massagers. You know they're like the Swedish meatballs, Swedish massage: they like having meat in their hands these people for some reason. But it's weird because they one of the highest suiciderates, they're rubbing each others necks all the time. For a neutral country they seem kinda tense."
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