Don't paint your chickens

Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer) kommer glad in på baren och har gjort ett arbete om Ingemar Bergman och vill höra om vanligt folk förstår. En helt förvirrad diskussion på baren startar om Ingemar Bergman, Ingrid Bergman, Ingemar Johanson och andra. Norm Peterson (George Wendt), Carla Tortelli (Rhea Perlman), Cliff Clavin (John Ratzenberger) Woody Boyd (Woody Harrelson) och Sam (Ted Danson) är de drivande krafterna i diskussionen.

Frasier Crane: "Congratulate the doctor. I'm doing a piece of a psychological ramnifications of Ingemar Bergmans later works for American film."
Norm: "Ooh,thats great Frase."
Frasier: "I'd like to read it to you to see if its still accessible for the laymen. May I have your opinion?"
Carla: "Sure, buy a new suit, get a haircut and stay home."
Frasier: "Thank you Carla, Now, I call the piece: Ingemar Bergman, Poet of the subconsious. The Films of Ingemar Bergman..."
Norm: "You cant forget her in Casablanca..."
Frasier: "No no, you, you are thinking of Ingrid Bergman. Im talking about Ingemar Bergman."
Woody: "Ingemar Bergman, the boxer?"
Cliff: "Aoh, you, you are thinking of Ingmar Johansson."
Sam Malone: "You mean the guy that knocked up Floyd Patterson?"
Norm: "No, no, Sonny Liston knocked up Patterson."
Barguy 1: "Come on, who knocked Johansson?"
Barguy 2: "Patterson, before Liston."
Norm: "No, Johansson knocked up Liston."
Cliff: "Who knocked up Patterson?"
Woody: "Was it Ingrid Bergman?"
Barguy 1: "No, Ingrid Bergman..."
Frasier: "Shut up, shut up. One more word, I came here discussing my Bergman, not start Abbott and Costello routine..."
Norm: "I thought it was more like Martin and Lewis, wasnt it?"
Sam: "You mean Joe Lewis?"
Cliff: "Oooh, he is the one that knocked up Floyd Patterson?"
Woody: "Who knocked up Lou Costello?"
Frasier: "Apparently Ingrid Bergman."
Woody: "Boy, she was tougher than she looked."
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Skål, avsnittet Don't paint your chickens (1989)
Originaltitel: Cheers
Anonym, Mikael Hallberg