Tidspatrullen

Tidspatrullen har i det här avsnittet siktet inställt på 1800-talets Sverige och personen i fråga är Alfred Nobel. De har en kort genomgång om detta i sin farkost:

Larry: "Hmmm. Alfred B. Nobel."
Otto: "He used (ohörbart) award to recognize people who made profound contributions to mankind. It was a great honour for a person to win the Nobel Peace Prize."
Buck Tuddrussel: "Peace Prize? More like Snore Prize."
Larry: "What does that even mean? Honestly, your puns are getting worse every day."

Så sker själva tidsresan, och de hamnar i Sverige någon gång på 1800-talet.

Otto: "Well, we'll better be start looking for Nobel."
Bagare: "Guten morgen."
Buck Tuddrussel: "What did you call me?"
Otto: "Why did you do that for?"
Buck Tuddrussel: "That guy insulted my integrity."
Larry: "You mean, when he said 'Good morning' in Swedish?"
Buck Tuddrussel: "Yeah, well... Uhm. Sorry there buddy. My bad."
Alfred Nobel: "Wow! You just threw the local breadmaker down that well for no reason."
Buck Tuddrussel: "Maybe you'd like to join him?"
Alfred Nobel: "No no no, you don't understand. I'm Alfred Nobel, and I think you've got what it takes to win my prize."
Otto: "Wait a second. You think Tuddrussel could win your Nobel Peace Prize?"
Alfred Nobel: "Peace Prize? No. I'm talking about my Nobel Evil Prize. Past recipients have included: Jack the Ripper, the famous stagecoach robber Black Bart, Lizzie Borden, Rasputin the russian conspirator and mrs O'Leary's cow - the cow who started the great Chicago fire."
Buck Tuddrussel: "That is one evil cow."
Otto: "I'm sorry, mr Nobel, but we could never participate in such an evil competition."
Buck Tuddrussel: "Yeah, he's right. I'm sworn to uphold the law."
Alfred Nobel: "It pays one million dollars."
Buck Tuddrussel: "One million dollars!!! (ohörbart) Don't you worry, mr Nobel. For a million smackers I will do something real evil."

Buck Tuddrussel hittar på något riktigt elakt - och får därför tilldelat sig Nobel Evil Prize:

Alfred Nobel: "And so, officer Buck Tuddrussel, for blowing up the town sewer system with a life-threatening nuclear device, I, Alfred Nobel, give you my annual prize along with one million dollars!"
Buck Tuddrussel: "Whoo! Yeah!"

Plötsligt dyker Bucks ex-fru Sheila Sternwell Tudrussel upp på podiet, tillsammans med sin robot XJ5, och börjar agera samvete åt Buck.

Buck: "Hey, what are you two doing here anyway?"
Sheila: "XJ5 and I were doing a routine checkup on your new best friend, Alfred B. Nobel."
Otto: "You two know each other?
Sheila: "I'm afraid so. You see, this isn't the first time mr Nobel has handed out the wrong type of prize. First it was the prize for the biggest watermelon, then a prize for the nicest smile. But after a stern citation he promised to mend his ways and award peace prizes. But apparentely he's still up to his old tricks. No thanks to you, Buck."
Alfred Nobel: "Yes, that's right, I had a little trouble figuring out what I wanted to do with my life, but now I've found my true calling. To be evil!"
Otto: "Look out! He's got a board. And it's got a nail in it!"
Sheila: "Oh no, you don't, Nobel!"

Efter att Alfred blivit påpucklad av Sheila lägger han benen på ryggen och flyr till sitt stora hus. Där konfronteras han av Tidspatrullen, men Nobel plockar fram några ess ur rockärmen - nämligen en hög med fulingar såsom Black Bart, Jack the Ripper, Rasputin, Lizzie Borden och Mrs O'Learys ko. Det blir en fajt som heter duga. Nobel ställs vid ett tillfälle öga mot öga med sin forne prismottagare, Buck:

Alfred Nobel: "Soon you will all be in pieces."
Buck: "I don't think so Nobel."

Fajten fortsätter, men det slutar med att Nobel får på pälsen och får ge med sig. Dock vill han inte ge upp så lätt:

Sheila: "Ok Nobel. Am I going to have to cite you or are you going to become peaceful?"
Alfred Nobel: "Never! I'm Alfred Nobel and I'm evil now, and there's nothing you can do about it."
Otto: "Oh Alfred Nobel. Don't you see. Evil isn't the answer. All evil brings is fear and shame."

Slutet gott, alltid gott. Eftersom vi fortfarande delar ut Fredspriset till Alfred Nobels ära, så vet vi ju att Buck, Otto, Larry, Sheila och XJ5 lyckades med sitt uppdrag.