Baseketball

Då pengar plötsligt har blivit en del av Douglas Reemers (Matt Stone) liv så frotterar han sig med kändisar. Vid ett tillfälle kommer hans vän Coop (Trey Parker) in i herrarnas omklädningsrum och hittar honom i bubbelbadet tillsammans med en sexig kändis. Detta blir dock bara ytterligare en sak som de grälar om och som sår split mellan dem...

Coop: "Dude, who is that?"
Remer: "Who does it look like?"
Coop: "Victoria Silvstedt, playmate of the year."
Remer: "Hello? Victoria Silvstedt, playmate of the year."

Remer: "What's that?"
Coop: "It's a commitment ring."
Remer: "What, for Jenna?"
Coop: "Yeah. I'm letting her know that I'm ready to consider thinking about dating her exclusively."
Remer: "Well, I'm giving Jenna a pre-commitment ring. It's a promise to pledge that we'll think about getting engaged just as soon as we're ready to make a commitment."
Coop: "What the hell are you talking about? You don't care about Jenna! You were just in a hot tub naked with Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year!"
Remer: "You know what? That hurts, man. That really hurts."