SEAL Team

SEAL-gruppen BRAVO under ledning av Jason Hayes (David Boreanaz) har hamnat på avbytarbänken efter att ha stått upp för bättre mental hälsa inom det militära och gjorde därigenom många högre makter heligt förbannade. Men efter att ha varit persona non grata så får de i alla fall ett uppdrag, men det landar inte så himla bra i gruppen. De ska nämligen till ett land i norra Europa - Sverige.

Eric Blackburn (Judd Lormand): "You're all here for an assignment. Foreign internal development."
Omar (Raffi Barsoumian): "We're getting pulled off the bench to train tomorrow's enemies today?"
Eric Blackburn: "Only if Sweden turns on us in the future. Starting tomorrow, you all will be spending the next month working with Swedish SOG."
Sonny (A.J. Buckley): "Who the hell are these neutral yodelers fixing to fight anyway?"

Gruppen är inte jätteglada över att få hamna i Sverige i en månad. De ser det som barnpassning och vill absolut inte göra det. Jason försöker få till att gruppen ska få slippa det, men går bet, och strax därpå befinner de sig på planet mot norra Sverige. 

Jason Hayes: "Look, Blackburn tells us we're, uh, confined to base over there. Stay in the barracks, no vehicles, no liberty. Definitely a fuck you from above."
Drew Franklin (Beau Knapp): "Sweep us under the rug, get back to business as usual."
Sonny: "So we fight it?"
Jason: "Look, I fired my best shot, boys. A month in Sweden's not gonna kill us."

De anländer till Sverige, tränar med de svenska SOG-killarna och på kvällen är det dags att slappna av lite, spela lite poker och - för somliga - läsa lite udda tidningar. Lundgren har fixat lite serietidningar åt Omar (Raffi Barsoumian), en som heter Döden Spawn, och det verkar vara lite barnförbjudet....

Sonny: "Whoa, where'd you get those? We're not allowed off base."
Omar: "I gave Lundgren cash, asked him to grab something a ten-year-old would like, but, uh, do these seem a little adult?"
Sonny: "Seems a little not English. Wow, does your boy, uh, he speak Swedish Chef?"

Nykomlingen Drew har lyckats få lite svenska pengar, och de andra killarna undrar var han fått dem ifrån:

Omar: "So, uh, am I the only one curious how Drew got his hands on Swedish cash?"
Drew: "The SOG guys wanted to learn some of the non-standard stuff we're not teaching. Told them I'd share my wisdom for a price."

Några stönar, men Jason ser de svenska pengarna som en lösning:

Jason: "You got to give the kid some credit, man. For thinking outside the box while we're cooped up in here. That is some old-school team shit. I will say that krona that he has on him, that could, uh, finance a little field trip into town for us, right?"
Sonny: "I like that. I like that."
Omar: "Okay. All right, now we're talking."
Drew: "Is Bravo's losing streak so long you forgot to the victor go the spoils?"
Jason: "You been outside of Command so long you've forgotten who I am and what the fuck I can do to you? You have two choices. Either return the cash to the Swedes, or donate it to your fellow frogmen."
Sonny: "There we go."

Det blir en liten utflykt för BRAVO-gruppen som åker in till Umeå och får lära sig vad den svenska specialiteten smörgårstårta är:

Jason: "You want to explain to me what this is again?"
Omar: "Smörgåstårta. Smoked salmon, eggs, radishes, cucumbers."
Ray (Neil Brown Jr.): "That's the worst cake recipe I've ever heard."
Omar: "It's a sandwich."
Sonny: "With an identity crisis. Hey, after this, what do you say we go shopping? I need to pick up a classy Swedish timepiece. Need an heirloom for Leanne. You know, got to one up, uh, Hannah's new gentleman caller."
Drew: "Swedish timepieces, huh? You're thinking of the Swiss, Carmen Sonny-diego?"
Sonny: "This guy. Hold the phone here, okay? Seriously, I mean, you can fleece the Swedes all you want, but do not take my nickname bit there, Seaman Timmy."
Drew: "There's something the Swedes are famous for, is their women's ski team. I think I'll, uh, I'll go look for them."

Så plötsligt - en explosion, mitt inne i Umeå!

Ray: "What the hell was that?"
Jason: "This way. Move."
Drew: "Looks like a bomb went off."
Sonny: "Odds are low of a terrorist attack in Sweden."
Omar: "No, got to be a gas line explosion. Follow-on fires."
Ray: "Whatever it is, people are injured. We can help them till the emergency crews arrive."